Be the voice at the table.

What to record

Twenty moments from the table. The examples are just ideas: say each one your way. Your own jokes win.

1. Sitting down at the table. Example: "Wash 'em good. I'm about to take your lunch money."
2. Laying the first bone. Example: "Big six, baby. Everybody follow me."
3. Scoring 15 points. Example: "Fifteen! Write it down before you forget it."
4. Scoring big (25 or more). Example: "Twenty-five! Somebody call the bank, we got a withdrawal!"
5. The opponent has to pass. Example: "Pass? Oh, you're just sightseeing today."
6. You have to pass. Example: "Paso… don't look at me like that."
7. Your partner makes a bad play. Example: "Partner… we gonna talk about that in the car."
8. Your partner makes a great play. Example: "That's my partner! I raised that one!"
9. The opponent is slow. Example: "The clock is ticking, Grandpa. We got jobs in the morning."
10. Drawing from the boneyard. Example: "Come on, boneyard, be good to me tonight."
11. Domino! (going out). Example: "Domino! Count 'em up and weep."
12. A skunk (the other side scores zero). Example: "Skunk! Somebody open a window!"
13. Losing a close hand. Example: "That was luck. Pure luck. Run it back."
14. Getting blocked (nobody can play). Example: "Locked up tighter than the county jail."
15. A Puerto Rican capicú. Example: "¡Capicú! Both ends, baby, both ends!"
16. Slamming a double. Example: "Double! Feel that in your chest?"
17. Talking trash before the game. Example: "I play dominoes like rent's due. Because it is."
18. Winning the game. Example: "Game! Tell your friends you saw a legend."
19. Losing the game. Example: "I'm not mad. I'm documenting."
20. A big reaction (no words). Example: "Your best laugh, a groan, and an "Ohhhh!""

Keep it clean enough for a game: no slurs, no real people's names, nothing you didn't write yourself. Spanish, Spanglish and any accent are welcome.

How to record it

1. Find a quiet room. Turn off the TV, the music and the fan. Small rooms with a couch and curtains sound best.
2. Open your phone's voice recorder (Voice Memos on iPhone, Recorder on Android). Hold the phone about 6 inches from your mouth.
3. Start with your name, your stage name, and "Boneyard City audition."
4. Say the number of each moment, then perform it 2 or 3 ways: normal, louder, and your wildest take. Leave a breath of silence between takes.
5. Play it back once. If it sounds muddy or too loud, move the phone back a little and try again.
6. Share it as one file (or a few), or upload it to Google Drive, Dropbox or YouTube (unlisted) and send us the link.

Send your audition

Your name Stage name (optional) Email Phone (optional) City and state (optional) Your recordings (up to 6 files, 15 MB each: M4A, MP3, WAV, MP4 or MOV) Or a link to them (Google Drive, Dropbox, YouTube)

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I'm 18 or older. This is my own voice and my own material. I understand this is an audition only: Boneyard City won't use my voice unless we both sign a written agreement. Send my audition

What happens next

We listen to every audition. If we pick your voice, we contact you with a written offer, pay and credit in the game, before anything is used. Selected voices are announced on our socials.

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